Bell on door clanks come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved I sense others in the room Opey Aunt Bea I presume They take turns and cut me up I died smothered in Andy's butt I was shamed I was shamed I was shaved